This little ditty is doing the email circuit.
It was sent to me by one of my pommy (a pommy is an Aussie name for a Brit) relations. I suppose the French must be upsetting the Brits again!
The email read:
This is on CNN and Reuters so it must be true!
President Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”.
There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.
Bloody French
Don’t be too hard on them. They do make nice wine and cheese and they also know how to dress. But their coffee sucks along with their politics…